A South Dakota corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.

American tourists are disappearing after visiting a live action Dungeons & Dragons game at a Scottish castle…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.

The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.

Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.

A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.

An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.

A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped…at any cost.

Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.

The night can play tricks on you in the big city, but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.

There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.

The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake.

It’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic.

The Porch Room guys serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast. Can they withstand the mental assault of 1997’s “The Saint”?

Introducing “Oops! All Bards”, an actual play tabletop RPG comedy adventure series created by Jill Ivey. Now part of The Porch Room Podcast Network.

The Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction.

Terry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale.

The Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview.

A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts.

A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend.