Episode 5.7: Portrait of a Lady on Tires

The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.

Written by
John Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis

Directed by
Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Peloton Patty and the Photographer
and Bob Killion as Miloj and Security Guy

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Nikolai
Helen Garde as Princess Esmerelda
Pete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey Champlain
John Dowgin as Athlete 2
Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouse
and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Music and lyrics by
Pete Barry

Sound editing and mixing by
John Dowgin

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

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