A South Dakota corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.

American tourists are disappearing after visiting a live action Dungeons & Dragons game at a Scottish castle…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.

The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.

Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.

A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.

An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.

A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped…at any cost.

Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.

The night can play tricks on you in the big city, but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.

There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.

The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake.