The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows.

The EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower.

Section Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games.

Sins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance.

The Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box.

A mysterious benefactor is enlisting ex-EMF agents to fight back against the Admiral...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time.

A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast.

The cast of Mission: Rejected is interviewed by Raymond "Ruk" Morse about the making of season two, behind-the-scenes stories, and a peek at season three!

Athena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available.

A scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

There's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing.   A Mission: Rejected musical.

A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available.

A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

A renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Philips is unavailable.

A controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead?